BB Confessionals: Super Style’d 2014
BB: Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! Wait just a minute. Did ya’ll see the FBI’s Super Style’d list this year? That list anit nothing but a collection of wrongness. I can’t believe the other illustrations live by what Dylanger says. They are obviously misguided and not exposed to all that fashion has to offer. Glamazona is always out of the country on her explorations. Probably trying to escape Dylanger like a lab rat. Preston used to have a decent opinion but now I think he has been inhaling hair spray for too long. Last week I heard he burnt his hand with the blow dryer. I’m surprised Claudia lets them get away with this. Claudia is the only one I would kick it with. She is the only one with any real style or flare. She could teach them all a thing or two. I heard she saved Oprah from having a wardrobe malfunction on the set of one of her slave movies by secretly switching out her bras with ones from her couture lingerie collection. She was so stealth no one even saw it. That is a cold one right there. You know Oprah’s tig ol’ bittys need more support than the average.
Anyway, back to the list. Besides Lupita and Rihanna everybody else needs to get the delete button. This is the re-write bitches!
First of all, how are they gonna front on Kimye tho?! Yeezy had them coordinated this year. Kim has never looked hotter and that North is so adorable, how could she forget? Did you see her in that fierce black fur coat?! Even Vogue had to recognize. It caused a freenzy but I love me some Kim.
Another one they missed was Jennifer Lawrence. She is banging’ every time I see her. I call her Scarlette Johansson part deux.
Speaking of Jennifers. Jennifer Lopez should have been on that list somewhere. I don’t care if she walks the red carpet wearing Kristi Yamaguchi instead of Gucci or Pucci. She deserves to be on that list.
Zoe Saldana was a little shaky at times this year but I love her. Add it!
The first Lady always looks lady-like. She needs to be on the list.
And how could she forget Emma Watson. There was a little tingle in my heart when she walked the Golden Globe red carpet in Christian Dior Couture and then the backless white dress at the Noah premiere. That girl came up.
Conclusion, Dylanger Rose doesn’t know what the hell she is talking about. I came up with this list with little to no thought and it is still more accurate. Kyoko who else? What do you think?
Kyoko (formerly known as Sake Sui): Yoosh, so desu (word).